| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ): Favorite TV Show?
Y’know, I don’t watch much TV. The Office has to be my favorite. Community, Parks and Rec, and occasional Food Network shows are my favs too.
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻: How do you let your anger out?
I go on a bike ride, nine times out of ten. If I’m really pissed, I’ll Little Mac the hell out of my punching bag. I have a hole in my wall from when I knocked it off it’s hinges. It’s therapeutic.
reblog this if you want to be spared during the mario uprising
ITS A ME
Archie: I want to expand the ocean for the good of Pokémon.
Maxie: I want to expand the land for the good of everyone.
Lysandre: I want to create a beautiful and better world.
Cyrus: I want to recreate the Universe.
Ghetsis: I want to take all the Pokémon for myself— I mean. Free all the Pokémon.
Giovanni: Cut that fucking Slowpoke’s tail off.
Just remember, if you ever hate your job…
that is not where i thought this was going
MY MOM HAS THIS NASTY THING WITH HER EYES RIGHT
WELL ANYWAY SHE HAD EYEDROPS
BUT THEY GAVE HER EYE AN ALLERGIC REACTION
AND IT CAUSED HER EYE TO GLOW IN THE DARK
AND SHE SAYS SHE ACTUALLY HAD GREEN/PURPLE NIGHT VISION
MY MOMS COOLER THAN YOURS DOES UR MUM HAVE NIGHTVISION? NO DIDNT THINK SO
This could be the weirdest superhero origin story.